Hair Hair Everywhere
April 21, 2008 – 3:14 pmThe average person can lose anywhere from 20-100 strands of hair each day, and somehow they all end up the urinals at my work. I would take a picture, but I don’t think anyone really wants to see that. It’s ridiculous the amount of hair that is on the urinal each day, and you know its fresh because the bathrooms are cleaned every night.
Maybe I do the same and just never notice. Or, maybe I am just not at that age where I start to lose that much hair. Or MAYBE, there are just extremely hairy men that work on the floor – I don’t know. But if someone could help me comprehend how so many pubic hairs wind up in the urinal each and every day.
I mean, what if its not just pubes, what if these people have their hair falling out everywhere they go? I could only imagine its like that scene in the matrix when those robots finally penetrate (haha, penetrate) the ceiling of the human place and start pouring out – like that, but hair every time they undo the zipper or take off a shirt or hat.
There is no good reason why when I go to use the urinal that it should feel like I’m peeing into a bowl attached to the top of someones head, someones head who only grow tiny, curly hairs. Urinals should not look like CHIA Pets!
