New Directions

October 1, 2009 – 1:44 pm

Ah, 240 days since my last update.  I think I thought that by putting that twitter update thing on the right side of my blog would count as “updating” but then I realized I don’t update my twitter very often either, so… FAIL.

Here are a few updates of my life since February (in order of importance).

1. My Boss got fired laid off and I got his position.  Upward movement from other’s misfortune (especially those I don’t like)?  I’ll take it!
2. I got to hire my ex-friend/roommate, just kidding, friend/ex-roommate which turned out well I think, you’d have to ask him I guess.
3. Got introduced to sports gambling and saw the high’s and low’s of it all, not a pretty sight. 
4. Professionallly DJ’d a gig!  Woot!
5. Turned 25, which came with extra grumpiness.
6. Worked a sort-of graveyard shift (2am-12pm) and as much as I thought i could sleep during the day fine, I couldn’t.

Oh dear 2 readers per week (high estimate), I promise  that I will pay attention to this blog more.  If not, then I won’t.

I guess from now, as the title of the post both alludes to as well as paying homage to one of the better shows on tv right now, I will try to write more, maybe about actual stuff instead of just posting links to britney spears songs and dancing kids.

Enough with this catch up BS, here we go.

Here’s a question: What is the main reason for pedophilia?

Now before I answer this, a little story.  Earlier this week, while at lunch with a coworker (who has a 3 year old daughter) he did not find this question amusing.  He also did not find me asking when his daughter turns 18 very amusing either (she’s 3).  He mentioned that I shouldn’t desensitize stuff like pedophilia because it is not funny, and I would probably agree.  Pedophilia is not funny, but joking about taboo things like that is damn hilarious.  Also, To Catch a Predator, amazing.  You know that antipication that you get when you want to do something often is greater than the actual thing itself?  Well imagine that feeling for those perverted guys, not only is their plan to make whoopie with an underager foiled, but now they are in deep, deeeep shit.  It’s like watching a kid getting told they would be going to disneyland and instead taking them to a broccoli & stringbean farm.  The emotional drop you see in people is unforgettable. 

Answer: Sexy Children, ZING.

Where did I get such a gem?  Reddit.  Now I don’t actually like reddit… it’s ugly and you have to wade thru a bunch of crap before you actually find the good stuff, but I came across the Ask me Anything section and it is actually pretty interesting.  Like yesterday, this guy, who can fellate himself.  Where else would you be able to ask someone, or even know someone, who could do that?  Despite the ugliness, I will read on.

It looks like the “new direction” I will be taking is downward.  Oh well.  One more.

Q: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The bedpost.