Foxionaries
April 23, 2008 – 11:17 amI tried to find a picture where the girls weren’t doing that funny thing with their hands, but it didn’t exist.
Hair Hair Everywhere
April 21, 2008 – 3:14 pmThe average person can lose anywhere from 20-100 strands of hair each day, and somehow they all end up the urinals at my work. I would take a picture, but I don’t think anyone really wants to see that. It’s ridiculous the amount of hair that is on the urinal each day, and you know its fresh because the bathrooms are cleaned every night.
Maybe I do the same and just never notice. Or, maybe I am just not at that age where I start to lose that much hair. Or MAYBE, there are just extremely hairy men that work on the floor – I don’t know. But if someone could help me comprehend how so many pubic hairs wind up in the urinal each and every day.
I mean, what if its not just pubes, what if these people have their hair falling out everywhere they go? I could only imagine its like that scene in the matrix when those robots finally penetrate (haha, penetrate) the ceiling of the human place and start pouring out – like that, but hair every time they undo the zipper or take off a shirt or hat.
There is no good reason why when I go to use the urinal that it should feel like I’m peeing into a bowl attached to the top of someones head, someones head who only grow tiny, curly hairs. Urinals should not look like CHIA Pets!
BBQ Goodness
April 14, 2008 – 9:58 pmGood times.
Anxious Will
Grace and JoJo look amazingly happy that I am taking a picture of the beer. I have no idea why.
Ming | Albert | JoJo | Matt | Peter (not pictured)
Matt… So hot right now.
Richard “Dumb Luck” Lam vs Elaine “One Mind” Chow
BBQ’s are fun – and even more fun when you don’t invite Peter.
Politics
April 8, 2008 – 3:24 pmThe Difference between a Republican and a Democrat…
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down a street when they came upon a homeless person.
The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person, of course later writing it off as a charitable contribution.
The Democrat was very impressed, so when they came upon another homeless person, he decided to help.
He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican’s pocket and got out $20.
He kept $15 for his administration fees and gave the homeless person $5.
Now you understand the difference!
Busby’s West
April 8, 2008 – 12:06 amWhat a sad day for UCLA fans (Luke not included since he didn’t even wanna go)
Luke | Reid
Elaine | Rob | Rich | Girl with Drink (above Rob)
The Group | Random Girls in back
And…?
April 3, 2008 – 12:39 amWhy is this relevant? I bet he couldn’t even beat Dragonforce on Hard for Guitar Hero. What a n00b!
Also, new goal for 2008:
Perfect the Walken Impression.
Walken 2008.
“I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!”
People are Gettin’ Some
April 2, 2008 – 12:01 amBackground:
Sarah Silverman | Matt Damon
Jimmy Kimmel | Ben Affleck
Hilary Clinton | Barack Obama