Snakeskin

March 11, 2008 – 12:24 pm

So I was lucky enough to get my CEO’s floor seats to the Clippers game and got to see how the “other half” watch basketball games.

Not only are those guys huge, but rich people are fucking weirdos.

Exhibit A

This guy wore snakeskin from head to toe.  You can’t see it right now, but his black snakeskin boots (not pictured) were the most conservative article of his outfit.  Also, I laughed at this guy until I saw a picture on his camera – as he showed the person next to him – of him and Heidi Klum. 

Turns out, this guy basically built Century City, and owns the house that they shot The Big Lebowski and Charlie’s Angels 3: Full Throttle.  So yea, I guess if I were that Rich, I’d probably wear ridiculous shit like that too…  He’s so rich he probably doesn’t even hear the frequency us peasants laugh at him at, so it doesn’t bother him.
http://www.jamesfgoldstein.com
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Goldstein

Exhibit 2

Look at this watch!  I’m calling fake.  Also, sorry for the quality, but I didn’t want to flash and let him know I was taking a picture of admiring his watch without him knowing.