John McCain gave the man a business card along with $10 and told him to come to his office the next morning for a job interview.

Hillary was very impressed by this.  So, when the trio shortly came upon another homeless man, she reached into McCain’s pocket and took out $20, gave $5 to the homeless while keeping $15 to cover her administrative fees, and gave him directions to the nearest welfare office.

Obama was not to be outdone by his companions.  When the trio encountered a third homeless man, he bent down, shook his hand, and said to him, “Have hope!  Change is coming!”