Maybe I do the same and just never notice.  Or, maybe I am just not at that age where I start to lose that much hair.  Or MAYBE, there are just extremely hairy men that work on the floor – I don’t know.  But if someone could help me comprehend how so many pubic hairs wind up in the urinal each and every day. 

I mean, what if its not just pubes, what if these people have their hair falling out everywhere they go?  I could only imagine its like that scene in the matrix when those robots finally penetrate (haha, penetrate) the ceiling of the human place and start pouring out – like that, but hair every time they undo the zipper or take off a shirt or hat. 

There is no good reason why when I go to use the urinal that it should feel like I’m peeing into a bowl attached to the top of someones head, someones head who only grow tiny, curly hairs.  Urinals should not look like CHIA Pets!