That Reason Is because he was not good enough.  Is that not obvious?  Am I missing something?

What’s crazy is that this cliché is so commonly used AND ACCEPTED by others.  If for some reason there was somebody who planned your life from day 1 to EoL (End of Life) isn’t that a pretty fucked up situation?  What a cock tease.
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Watched Glee tonight, pretty good.  I really like this show, but always make sure to catch The Ultimate Fighter on Spike to balance it out.  Speaking of my questionable show choices, I found out today at work that a girl that I had met last week, with 100% seriousness, bet a coworker if I were gay.  Hmm… really?  And my partner?  W. CHANG, my coworker/ex-roommate.  Talk about bad gaydar. 

That might be the first time I’ve ever been mistaken for gay, ever.  I think, or hope, or.. hmm.  To rebuttal that though, she had really big fucking feet.  I don’t mean that they were a little oversized, but they were HUGE.  I would seriously say that she had the biggest feet I’ve ever seen on a girl that wasn’t in the WNBA.  THAT big.  It probably matched her humongous penis.

I know watching shock videos and posting the reactions is like 3 years old, but here’s what I did last night because I have no life.

/rant